Health Food

1. Should I do aerobics? No, your heart will only beat so many times in life. If you make it beat faster, you will die younger.

2. Swimming is good for weight control? No. Look at the body shape of a fish or whale.

3. French fries are bad. No problem. Potatoes are vegetables and fried in vegetable oil.

4. I should not eat beef. Beef is good. Cows are vegetarians. Eating beef is a quicker way of eating vegetables.

5. Alcohol is bad. It is good. Wine is made of grapes, very good fruit.