Funny Chinese names

據中國公安部 姓名 查詢系統指出，全國最爆笑的人名 … 劉 產 ; 黃月京 ( 還是個男的 ) 范劍 ; 范統 ; 姬從良 夏建仁 ; 朱逸群 秦壽生 ( 虧他父母想得出 ) 龐光 ; 杜琦燕 ; 魏生民 矯厚跟 ; 沈京兵 ; 杜子騰 排名第一的是： 史珍香

Doodle

Researchers in the United Kingdom found that test subjects who doodled while listening to a recorded message had a 29 percent better recall of the message's details than those who didn't doodle. The findings were published in Applied Cognitive Psychology

Mom's best friend

Her best was probably Lu阿姨. They came to Taiwan on the same boat and went to nursing school together. 阿姨was jealous of mom's many children. For years, they did not talk. 阿姨 was happy to find out that Dad lost mucho $ in stocks.

Mom and checken soup

When mom just had a baby (do not remember which), father offered to make checken soup for her. Upon first taste, she felt OK. The next meal, she felt that the soup was kind of dark and tasted funny. Dad did not clean the chicken.

Dad and surnames at home in GuanDong

廣東客家人有四大姓： 徐陳黃何。 周是小姓。
有話：

徐陳黃何周, 江淮河漢溝，龍獅虎豹狗。

Mom is clean

Mom used to make sure that things are clean:

Wash grapes in chemicals.
Can not go barefeet.
Can not go out and eat at food stands.

Blowing Nose is Bad?

Blowing your nose to alleviate stuffiness may be second nature, but some people argue it does no good, reversing the flow of mucus into the sinuses and slowing the drainage.

Coughing and sneezing generated little if any pressure in the nasal cavities. But nose blowing generated enormous pressure — “equivalent to a person’s diastolic blood pressure